The Kitten Halftime Show at this year’s Puppy Bowl looks straight-up bananas, and we got to go behind the scenes. Check out a sneak peek here.
Yesterday, my owner said, “I have an important meeting tomorrow. I must get up at five o’clock. Good night my kitten.” It’s six o’clock, but she hasn’t woke up yet. She hit the snooze button and stopped the function. There is no way except this way.
I miss tumblr. But grad school is fucking hard, you guys. I can’t believe I thought I’d have more time to dick around online once I started grad school than I did when I was both working full-time and doing undergrad. What was I smoking.
But. I’m goin’ to Salem today, even though I didn’t get all my work done, because my bestest friendicle is in town! Woo!
[Image: a tabby kitten on an orange-ish leather chair, wearing a felt witch’s hat. Such long whiskers.]
If you’re having a bad day, let this video reassure you that there are still adorable orange kittens who love head rubs.
[Video: (No audio.) A small orange kitten is held in a person’s hand. It lays there flopping around and ecstatically receiving head rubs. At one point the person stops rubbing the kitten’s head, and the kitten looks around trying to figure out where the petting went. This is basically the only action the kitten performs in the video, aside from being totally blissed out, if you can call that an action.]
YES LION KITTY YES
[Image: an orange cat with a white nose, standing outside on some grass, wearing a hat with lion ears and mane.]
You’re not my real mom!
[Image: an animated gif of a grey cat meowing.]
Lion and meerkat friendship echoes The Lion King
A lion who was rejected by its mother has struck up a friendship with a meerkat.
I think the internet should replace all of its content with this photo. And then: WORLD PEACE.
[Image: a lion cub sleeping, cuddling a meerkat in its arms.]
LION CUB: Hey, Mom? Could you not call me ‘kitten’ in front of my friends anymore?
MOM: You’re making Mommy sad, kitten.
(Photo of a two-month-old lion cub playing with his mother in their enclosure at Zurich’s zoo by Christian Hartmann / Reuters via the Chicago Tribune)
[Image: a lion cub rubs his face against his mother’s face.]
Do not fuck around with this internet kitten game.
INTERNET I HAVE MUSHY FEELINGS.
[Image: a tiny black and white kitten. Possibly the cutest tiny black and white kitten ever, which I can say because I only got my black and white kitten after she was a larger black and white kitten than this.]