March 2012
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why we are perfect for each other
Boyfriend: I got a paper cut.
Me: I have a paper cut too! [shows him owie]
Boyfriend: Mine went all the way down to the bone and then my bone poked out and it liked being outside of my body so much that all of my other bones jumped out too.
Me: Ooh! I could have a boyfriend sandwich. You on one side, and your skeleton on the other!
Boyfriend: Um, that's creepy.
Me: Dude, you're the one whose bones all jumped out of your body through a paper cut, and *I'm* creepy because I want to have sex with your skeleton?
Mar 1st
useful link: clear out your google history →
bellgather: Tomorrow google’s going to make your data a whole lot more public. This post will help you take back some of that privacy. :|
Mar 1st
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white people are basically overgrown children
isabelthespy: pursuant to this post but posted separately because the answer to “what could possibly be better than a white person chipping in their fascinating insights into whiteness in the middle of a conversation among POC” is “everything. literally everything is better than that.” something i’ve learned about kids after working with them for a couple of years in a number of different...
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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“The Guinea Pig and the Green Balloon I approached the luminous stranger who...”
– Oni Buchanan
Feb 29th
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What I said to the FB racist after he left five (FIVE! and two of them were super long!) douchey comments for me today: This is going to be a shorter comment than I’d like it to be, because I just don’t have the free time at the moment to respond to you at the same length as you’ve responded to me. Let’s begin with this: “I am well aware of the history you...
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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An answer.
curiouslycool: stfuconfederates: I have a private question for you. Is it wrong to get sick and tired of seeing everything being associated with racism and being racially motivated?? I feel like every disagreement on tumblr is blamed on race when PoC are involved, and because of this, I stay out of any conversations on racism. I’ve become even more discouraged to speak up about racism because...
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Your source for daily science things.: Up to the... →
whateverlizzie: dailysciencething: Over in the Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology, researchers have put together an enormous prehistoric penguin’s fossils. Kairuku sp., from the Maori for “diver who returns with food,” was a giant penguin who lived in New Zealand 25 million…
Feb 28th
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So I woke up late this morning and found an enormous white-mansplainy diatribe on FB in response to this. Apparently Billy Crystal performing in blackface at the Oscars is equivalent to, among other things: a single Black female cashier believing that a single Jewish man is racist for putting his money on the counter instead of directly into her hand when really it’s just that his religious...
Feb 28th
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Someone actually studied it, and it turns out that... →
shortformblog: And Ezra Klein brings the kicker: Bloomberg has more details on the findings here, including interviews with the authors. They also note that the study isn’t alone. It “builds on previous research that has shown wealthy people are worse at recognizing how others feel and are more likely to be disengaged during social interactions than others.” Of course, left unanswered is a...
Feb 28th
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oh my goodness Fringe
jakke: […] Astrid got totally shafted in this episode. She was relegated to a couple lines of lab-assistant duties. Even worse, she was made less capable for expository purposes. Remember her computer science degree? Neither did the writers, when she was unsure how the data recovery process worked. […] Any time Olivia went into John Scott’s mind, she stripped down to her...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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note-a-bear: deliciouskaek: allyintraining: OK, I just found out from my dashboard about the whole Billy Crystal black face debacle. I don’t have cable, so there ya go. WTF, Billy Crystal?! Anywho, I found this article about it, and there’s a poll that asks, “What did you think of the blackface moment?” The results are not encouraging: So could we get some more intelligent voting on this?...
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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PSA:
ouyangdan: ilikelookingatnakedmen: thewolf-inme: peanutbutterpretzel: ouyangdan: Hitting children is wrong. Full stop. If you can’t think of a better way to discipline a child, a tiny human who is smaller than you, you need to re-evaluate your approach. There is NOTHING that a child, who is on the losing end of the power imbalance, can do that warrants striking them. Ever. Children...
Feb 27th
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young adults taking my class: please, please,...
Their first papers are due Thursday, and about 25% of the class has emailed me draft thesis statements or paper topics, and I know that none of them have started writing yet so I don’t expect them to be super focused at this point, but so far there’s only one of them who I think I can trust to come up with an interesting argument without me asking a million leading questions to point...
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Ginsberg
isabelthespy: eating-poetry: No blame. Anyone who wrote Howl and Kaddish earned the right to make any possible mistake for the rest of his life. I just wish I hadn’t made this mistake with him. It was during the Vietnam war and he was giving a great protest reading in Washington Square Park and nobody wanted to leave. So Ginsberg got the idea, “I’m going to shout ‘the war is over’ as loud as I...
Feb 27th
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PSA:
notemily: ouyangdan: Hitting children is wrong. Full stop. If you can’t think of a better way to discipline a child, a tiny human who is smaller than you, you need to re-evaluate your approach. There is NOTHING that a child, who is on the losing end of the power imbalance, can do that warrants striking them. Ever. Children are an oppressed class of humans. They have no rights, very little...
Feb 27th
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#1 infallible sign that you’re full of shit: Hugo Schwyzer is the first to reblog your self-righteous post about how mean other people are for calling you on your bullshit.
Feb 27th
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Feminist X: We are a group of established feminist... →
blackamazon: feministx: We are a group of established feminist activists, educators, writers, bloggers and lecturers. We are speaking out as the result of the behaviour and posts coming from some of the online feminist community, which we view as unhealthy for the movement. After some thoughtful consideration, we can… No. We ask you toe top being cowardly entitled twits, who only seek to...
Feb 27th
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Listenideleteme: “Everyday Is Like Sunday” by...
Feb 26th
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MY DAY BY JONESY: A CAT'S EYE VIEW OF ALIEN →
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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BU Hockey Player Pleads Not Guilty to Rape |... →
I don’t know anything about this situation other than what’s in this article, but I’m enraged at the idea that this guy might be able to come back to school over the summer and still graduate on time. I flunked out of college the first time I tried to go because I was depressed, and I’m having trouble in grad school now for the same reason. If I end up having to leave my...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU INTERNET
WHY WON’T YOU GIVE ME A GIF OF MORGAN LE FAY SAYING “BRING ME THE GILDED DRESS” TO A NUN WHILE SMOKING A PIPE IN THE BATH. WE ARE SO DONEZO.
Feb 24th
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Cat, get out of my internets! →
I was asked by my 26(?) year old officemate the other day what the internet was like in the 90s. SADLY NOTHING LIKE THIS.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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thedisgruntledgradstudent: stfuconservatives: daniellemertina: stfuconfederates: Oh for fuck’s sake, if people don’t stop using the word ‘Caucasian’ when referring to white people I’m going to rename my blog Caucasiandoesnotfuckingmeanwhite. ‘Caucasian’ is a (racist) term incorrectly applied to white people when white people found actual Caucasian skulls (in, you know, Caucasia) which...
Feb 24th
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WatchWatch
allcreatures: Hilarious video. Rare bird shagging Stephen Fry’s photographer’s head.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Ewen Callaway at Scientific American: Alex the... →
Even in death, the world’s most accomplished parrot continues to amaze. The final experiments involving Alex — an African grey parrot (Psittacus erithacus) trained to count objects — have just been published. They show that Alex could accurately add together two Arabic numerals to a sum of eight and the total number of objects under three cups, putting his mathematical abilities on par with...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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lunchtime poll: what's your desktop background
abbyjean: here’s mine: i like calendars. and colors. i change it once a month. what is yours (photo link or description or whatever)? why? Remedios Varo. Because YES.
Feb 22nd
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